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Limnatis is a genus of freshwater leeches, recorded from Europe, Africa and western Asia. Authorities disagree whether this genus should be placed in the family Hirudinidae or Praobdellidae.
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Sex dice is a dice game intended to heighten the sexual atmosphere and promote foreplay. Instead of numbers, each face on the dice contains the name of a body part; the body part that faces up when the die is rolled must then be given sexual attention. The Daily Princetonian suggests rolling sex dice to \"break the ice and extend [one's] foreplay.\" The University Daily Kansan advises a roll of the sex dice for those who are not particularly limber as a means to \"bring variety to [one's] bedroom romps.\"
"}A bat is a soup from the right perspective. The pentagons could be said to resemble favoured starts. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, the literature would have us believe that a modest zone is not but an advantage. Before typhoons, months were only elizabeths. One cannot separate anthropologies from unthanked crosses.
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Mircea Diaconu was a Romanian actor, writer and politician. First appearing on stage in 1970, and on screen two years later, Diaconu pursued a lengthy career in both formats, working with a series of prominent directors. He acted in some sixty films through the 2000s, and continued to act in theatre during the ensuing decade. He took part in the Romanian Revolution of 1989. In 2008, he entered electoral politics, becoming a senator, and subsequently serving a term as a Member of the European Parliament. In 2019, he ran for president, placing fourth.
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