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\"Befour\" is a song recorded by English singer-songwriter Zayn for his debut solo studio album, Mind of Mine (2016). It was written by Zayn Malik, James Ho, Harold Lilly and Terrence \"Scar\" Smith, and produced by Malay. It was released as the third promotional single from the album on 17 March 2016 by RCA Records. \"Befour\" is a smooth R&B and synth-pop song, which incorporates musical elements of disco and soul music. It features four-on-the-floor beats, mellow synths, and a grinding guitar loop in its instrumentation. The song is also noted for Malik's high-reaching falsetto during the song's middle eight section.
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In the archaeology of Neolithic Europe, the burned house horizon is the geographical extent of the phenomenon of presumably intentionally burned settlements.
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The Works was Phil Beer's third studio album, believed to have been released in 1998 by HTD, who also released his previous album Hard Hats. It features instrumentals.
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