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{"type":"standard","title":"Gineitai","displaytitle":"Gineitai","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q13192041","titles":{"canonical":"Gineitai","normalized":"Gineitai","display":"Gineitai"},"pageid":66614660,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Gineitai1.JPG/320px-Gineitai1.JPG","width":320,"height":175},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Gineitai1.JPG","width":1632,"height":893},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253632287","tid":"2a29e45a-9402-11ef-a834-f24be11d2fe1","timestamp":"2024-10-27T01:24:09Z","description":"Village in Kaunas County, Lithuania","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":55.375,"lon":24.02194444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gineitai","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gineitai?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gineitai?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gineitai"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gineitai","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gineitai","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gineitai?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gineitai"}},"extract":"Gineitai is a village in Kėdainiai district municipality, in Kaunas County, in central Lithuania. According to the 2011 census, the village had a population of 63 people. It is located 2.5 kilometres (1.6 mi) from Tiskūnai, on the bank of the Nevėžis river, by the road \"Vilainiai-Krekenava\".","extract_html":"
Gineitai is a village in Kėdainiai district municipality, in Kaunas County, in central Lithuania. According to the 2011 census, the village had a population of 63 people. It is located 2.5 kilometres (1.6 mi) from Tiskūnai, on the bank of the Nevėžis river, by the road \"Vilainiai-Krekenava\".
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