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The March for Science was an international series of rallies and marches held on Earth Day. The inaugural march was held on April 22, 2017, in Washington, D.C., and more than 600 other cities across the world. According to organizers, the march was a non-partisan movement to celebrate science and the role it plays in everyday lives. The goals of the marches and rallies were to emphasize that science upholds the common good and to call for evidence-based policy in the public's best interest. The March for Science organizers, estimated global attendance at 1.07 million, with 100,000 participants estimated for the main March in Washington, D.C., 70,000 in Boston, 60,000 in Chicago, 50,000 in Los Angeles, 50,000 in San Francisco, 20,000 in Seattle, 14,000 in Phoenix, and 11,000 in Berlin.
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Kyrgyzstan at the 2022 Asian Games","displaytitle":"Kyrgyzstan at the 2022 Asian Games","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q119148740","titles":{"canonical":"Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games","normalized":"Kyrgyzstan at the 2022 Asian Games","display":"Kyrgyzstan at the 2022 Asian Games"},"pageid":74585235,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Flag_of_Kyrgyzstan_%281992%E2%80%932023%29.svg/330px-Flag_of_Kyrgyzstan_%281992%E2%80%932023%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Flag_of_Kyrgyzstan_%281992%E2%80%932023%29.svg/1000px-Flag_of_Kyrgyzstan_%281992%E2%80%932023%29.svg.png","width":1000,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282642482","tid":"3d1f11cc-0b38-11f0-9e36-a17d58c1d80c","timestamp":"2025-03-27T18:21:02Z","description":"Sporting event delegation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kyrgyzstan_at_the_2022_Asian_Games"}},"extract":"Kyrgyzstan participated at the 2022 Asian Games in Hangzhou, China. The event was originally scheduled from 10 to 25 September 2022. However, due to COVID-19 pandemic cases rising in China the event was postponed and rescheduled to September–October 2023.","extract_html":"
Kyrgyzstan participated at the 2022 Asian Games in Hangzhou, China. The event was originally scheduled from 10 to 25 September 2022. However, due to COVID-19 pandemic cases rising in China the event was postponed and rescheduled to September–October 2023.
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Wichów is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Brzeźnica, within Żagań County, Lubusz Voivodeship, i